Matthew Perry Sold an Extra House He Had Lying Around

Just in case you care.  It didn't seem like big news to me, but it's been pretty widely reported, with varying degrees of misinformation.  Apparently, he had a couple of houses in the same area and initial reports suggested that he'd sold the $8+ million house for $4+ million and that was a big deal.  But...breathe a sigh of relief...it turned out the recent sale was of an extra house that was less expensive to begin with and he actually turned a small profit.  Whew. 

This is apparently where Perry actually lives. It's gorgeous, but those pools (cool as they are) scare the hell out of me.

 

 

If you feel like I'm not taking this whole thing seriously enough from a news perspective, you can learn more about the sale and the previous media mix-up at TooFab.

Would Friends Have Worked Without Matthew Perry?

The amazing chemistry among the Friends cast was an essential element of the show's success.  Switching out any one of the six stars would undoubtedly have changed the show, and it's impossible to know how significant the impact of that change would have been.  Would we have seen ten successful seasons if Nancy McKeon had been portraying Monica, for example?

We'll never know.

My personal bias, though, says that Matthew Perry is the one guy the ensemble couldn't have reached its level without.  I'd never heard of him before Friends and didn't watch the show until long after its initial run was over, but one thing that quickly became clear was that Chandler's delivery was absolutely critical to the group dynamic.  That's why I was a little stunned when I learned that he almost wasn't a part of the cast.

Apparently, at the time the Friends opportunity rolled around, Perry was committed to a little project called LAX 2194.  To illustrate where in his career Perry was at that moment, this trailer for the pilot doesn't include or mention him--he's taking third billing (or something further down the line) to Ryan Stiles and Kelly Hu.

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Fortunately (big surprise, huh?) the pilot wasn't picked up, freeing Perry up for the role of Chandler Bing.

Why We Should Trust Matthew Perry

CelebrityNetWorth.com tells me that Matthew Perry has an approximate net worth of $70 million.  No, I'm definitely not suggesting that having a lot of money is an indication that a person is trustworthy.  In fact, many of the people with the most money have that money precisely because they can't be trusted (Jamie Dimon, for example, is reportedly worth about $400 million). 

No,what I'm saying is that certain actors reach certain points in their careers at which they're just looking for work.  (Do you think Richard Grieco wanted to go from modeling for Calvin Klein and his role as the hot bad boy cop on one of the hottest shows on television to playing that guy who got mutated into a cat and killed everyone?)

When that moment arrives, we can pretty much rest assured that whatever picture or pilot the guy does next will be crap. I'm not sure why--there's no inherent reason a show or movie with a low-budget and an unknown producer can't be good; good ones are made all the time. But that's how it seems to go.

The point is, Matthew Perry never reached that point.  Despite his past drug problems and various absences from the public eye, that Friends money meant that he never had to accept a part he didn't want and that he could take the time to develop projects he could believe in.

Sure, we might all have had a moment of "is that what he's come to?" when he took second billing to Disney star Zac Efron in 17 Again, but those concerns probably dried up and blew away if you actually saw the movie, which wasn't great art but was sweet, entertaining and well-cast.

Though I've far from seen all of his work, I can honestly say that I've never seen Perry in something I didn't enjoy.  At different levels, sure, but I've never thought, "Well, that was a waste of time" or turned off a show in the middle and gone on with my life--and I walk out of the room during television shows and forget that I was watching them all the time. 

So I'm thinking that, 30+ years into his acting career and with no financial incentive to make bad decisions, we should assume that Perry knows what he's doing when he chooses a project and turn on the television.

Chandler Bing Lives On

Back in the day when Friends was on television and I wasn't watching it, I didn't have any feelings about Matthew Perry one way or the other.  It was just a few years ago that we started watching the show on DVD and started to understand the appeal of the whole ensemble cast and the way they interacted.  Even then, though, the attachment was to the characters.

It was nice to see Perry emerge from his problems and start acting again, and he did a good job in everything I saw him in, but I didn't know much about him personally (or care).

Then, my daughter made me watch his episode of Punk'd online.

She loves that show, but the reason she wanted me to watch this particular episode was that she'd just discovered that Matthew Perry basically WAS Chandler.  If you haven't seen it, you should definitely check it out.  Perry was nervous as hell but working hard to be a good guy and not give anyone up when Ashton's team convinced him that a friend had brought him along to buy a stolen car.

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So Here's the Deal: Matthew Perry is Funny

Probably, you're wondering why I feel the need to tell you that.  Probably, you're thinking, "Hey, we saw Friends!  The whole world saw Friends!"  AT least, I hope that's how your reacting to my big news that Matthew Perry is funny.  But I fear that it's not, and here's why:
 

Matthew Perry's sitcom,  Go On, looks like it's not going to.  And maybe we could chalk that up to bad writing or a bad time slot (because, of course, immediately following The Voice isn't a good way to catch viewers or anything) or something...if there weren't the little matter of Mr. Sunshine. 

I'll be honest--I haven't seen Go On.  But I did see a few episodes of Mr. Sunshine, and (surprise, surprise), it was funny.  Matthew Perry was funny. The networks entered a bidding war before the show was ever written, and the sitcom opened to 10.5 million viewers. Then it was cancelled after one season.

I'll be honest. I thought then that perhaps the sitcom had been cancelled because of Perry's decision to "take some time out to focus on his sobriety" and not the other way around.  But now?  His new show is just tanking (that's what they call it when ONLY 4 million people watch your show these days).  People aren't watching it (except those 4 million). 

So that's why I started to think y'all might be confused and decided to set the record straight:  Matthew Perry is funny.  Go watch his show right away, while you have the chance.